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www.timhawkins.net From Tim’s “Full Range of Motion” DVD. To view this video in HIGH RESOLUTION, click on the above link.

25 Responses to “Tim Hawkins on Church”

  1. RoddelDarklight says:

    Man I LOVE this guy!!!!

  2. marykh59 says:

    If you like this guy, you have got to watch THE APOSTLES OF COMEDY and another, THOU SHALT LAUGH!!! You think you’re laughin’ now, well, get ready to REALLY laugh with those 2…

  3. sapphirebluexxxx says:

    Interveeeeeeeene!!!!!!!
    I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE! IWANT TO RIDE MY BIKE! I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIIIIIIIIKE! ROFL moment

  4. unitard08 says:

    dont know who called you wrong but you are 100% right

  5. schlupphott says:

    I absolutely love this mans comedy. He is halarious. I dont think I have ever seen someone as funny as him. I cry from laughing so hard watching him. Let the cheeto transform into a carrot stick on the way down!! ROFL!!!!!!!!! Love ya Tim

  6. bcary1013 says:

    My friends and I still do the whole “Intervene” thing sometimes. And the whole “hedge of protection” thing is something we tend to say without even thinking about it. My pastor even told me once he can’t stand when people say that and then the very next Sunday he said it while he was praying. It took everything in me not to burst out laughing. :D But God has a sense of humor and you know He is up in heaven laughing at Tim Hawkins right along with us.

  7. Bugman657Studios says:

    INTERVENE! Lol

  8. Christianchic907 says:

    @KaityxGrace no flames here. I’m not calling anyone names or getting ugly about it, I just know what I believe and I will stand up for it. But in relation to the video, I love it! I think Tim is hilarious :)

  9. KaityxGrace says:

    Wow. I love how there is a how theological flame war going on in the comments. :) Kind of ironic…

  10. Christianchic907 says:

    @musicalcat7 (Part two) This is why Jesus can say I AND the Father are ONE Even though He speaks of them separately; He equates Himself and His power with God the Father, because they are both God. Ill show you this simple verse again: In the beginning was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word WAS God. And the Word became FLESH and DWELT AMONG US. (John 1:1-2)

  11. Christianchic907 says:

    @musicalcat7 None of the passages you mentioned disprove the Trinity. God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit are different entities with different roles, but Divine power and Glory is present in all three of them. They are three in one; GOD is all of them at once. Its by no means an easy concept to grasp, but it is in fact the reality.
    (look for part two)

  12. Efesios2v8 says:

    Im not saying Im God. Im saying that the definition of Christianity is the belief in Jesus as the only way to salvation. I think what you are saying is only God can determine who is saved an who is not, in that case, you are probably right. What I believe is that Jesus is my savior, and the only way to salvation that is the fundamental belief of christianity

  13. musicalcat7 says:

    “It is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and Him only shalt thou serve.”
    “Hear; O Israel, the Lord our God is ONE LORD.” Jesus Christ worshipped and served the ONE TRUE GOD.
    “Whosoever speaketh a word against the Son of Man, it SHALL be forgiven him: but whosoever speaketh against the Holy Spirit, it shall NOT be forgiven him” (Matt. 12-32).

  14. musicalcat7 says:

    You are not God, therefore you do not have the authority to say who is Christian and who isn’t. We will know the entire truth only when we leave this world and meet Him face to face.

  15. musicalcat7 says:

    “There is ONE GOD, AND one mediator between God and men, the MAN Christ Jesus” (1 Tim. 2:5).
    “There is but ONE GOD, the Father, of Whom are all things, AND one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom are all things) (1 Cor. 8:6).
    “This is life eternal, that they might know Thee, the ONLY TRUE GOD, AND Jesus Christ, whom Thou hast sent” (John 17:3).

    “I can of mine own self do nothing. I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father Which hath sent me” (John 5:30).

  16. musicalcat7 says:

    “My Father is GREATER THAN I” (John 14:28).
    This is Jesus speaking. It is perfectly understandable in the light of the scriptural picture that Jesus was a man wholly dependent upon God. But how can it be fitted into the Trinity picture? Let us not run from these clear testimonies, but reverently ponder them, seeking guidance in truth.

  17. musicalcat7 says:

    Check below – There are so many more scriptures that clearly state the Jesus is the SON of God not God the Father Himself. Chrsit came down for a purpose and H is sitted at thr RIGHT HAND OF God – Now how can He be God the Father if He is sitted at the right hand of the Father? This is common sense. Chrsti mad it very clear in John who He is – Son of God. He is the likeness fo the Father that is what he meant – just as we are like our parents

  18. rolyatgjg16tay says:

    ok so you do understand there is a 3 in one type of thing going on right? like there are 3 seprate people, jesus, god and the holy spirit. god is the father jesus came to earth and died and the holy spirit fills us. its like 3 people from the same company, they have 3 diffrent names but all do the same thing right? just trying to give you an example you can wrap your head around. you say the trinity is a lie… you called it a trinity whats such a lie about it? e-mail me if you like about it

  19. Christianchic907 says:

    You’re right about the fact that John speaks clearly about wh Jesus is: it says “In the begining was the Word and the Word was with God and the Word WAS God. And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us” (John 1:1-2)
    Who became flesh and dwelt among us? The Word or in other words, Jesus. It says the Word WAS God.

  20. Christianchic907 says:

    One thing at a time. First off I don’t give out my email to random internet strangers (feel fre to YT message me with these ‘hundreds of scriptures’). But I’m still waiting for you to explain away the fact that he equates Himself with the father in John 10:25-30.

  21. dblader222 says:

    sigh dont start please….. this guy is a comedian, laugh, no argue allowed, ’sides, human hands wrote the bible, not even they had any idea what God was trying to do, theres no way in hell or heaven that yall do, XD laugh it up peepz

  22. musicalcat7 says:

    Of course I do. In fact the entire book of John speaks clearly of who Jesus is. I have HUNDREDS of scriptures proving the trinity is a lie. I can’t list them all here but if you give me your e-mail I will send all of them to you. There is limited characters so I can only give you a few here: “This is life eternal, that they might know Thee, the ONLY TRUE GOD, AND Jesus Christ, whom Thou hast sent” (John 17:3).

  23. Christianchic907 says:

    Mine too :) So funny!

  24. Christianchic907 says:

    “I and the Father are ONE.” John 10:30 Ring any bells, musicalcat7? Or are you one of those who doesnt believe the book of John is true?

  25. Bookmovielover says:

    change the cheetoh into a carrot stick on the way down. lol

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